I'm a young man from Puerto Rico. This blog is about whatever the hell I want to post.
if your boyfriend pauses call of duty to text you back, dump him because he plays shitty games
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
- there are smart people who believe in a higher power
- there are smart people who don’t believe in anything
- there are idiots who believe in a higher power
- there are idiots who don’t believe in anything
- a person’s level of intelligence is not dictated by their view on religion
me: finishes book
me: slowly closes book
me: exhales slowly
me: inhales slowly
me: PTERODACTYL SCREECH
me: DYING WHALE NOISES
me: LION ROAR